View Full Version : Do NOT grind dry habanero peppers with only boxers on.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:08 PM
So, I'm a man that loves my spicy foods. I decided that I should make some habanero chili today. I collected up my ingredients and dumped them into the crock pot. Finally it came time for the habanero peppers. Normally, I take my peppers that are dried out and reconstitute them in boiling water. Afterwards, I put it in a small food processor type thing and dump it in.
Today however, I could not locate my little food processor type thing. So, my mom suggests "Oh, take the dry ones and put them in this coffee grinder". I take her suggestion and run them through the grinder and as I pour them in to the crock pot. Very soon after, my nose and throat begins to burn. And not in the good, spicy food way. It was an unwelcome burning.
I proceed to go get a partical respirator to keep the floating pieces of pepper out of my throat and nose, but I thought most had dissipated and I headed upstairs. Just now, I felt a strange sensation in my urethra. I just realized that due to not wearing pants and being in boxers, the little floating bits of pepper in the air traveled through the loose boxers that I was wearing.
Now, my urethra is on fire and I'm trying to explain it to the internets here. So, the moral of the story is:
IF YOU GRIND DRY, HOT PEPPERS, WEAR PANTS.
Haha I'm telling you jnumbas get in the bathtub and start the milk shower.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:11 PM
Haha I'm telling you jnumbas get in the bathtub and start the milk shower.
But the question is, will it work? Because I don't want to stick milk IN my ?????. I just want it to wash away the capsaicin.
Also, for anybody questioning the validity of this story, it is completely true.
Wazzup
04-24-2007, 09:14 PM
A further warning for you all, if you work with hot peppery food items, such as powder and stuff, make sure you wash your hands off too before going to the bathroom. You will burn down there just from touching things.
Anything spicy should be handled wearing a full chemical suit and goggles.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:17 PM
Yep, do NOT ever go scratching down there when you are handling spicy foods. It is worst than eating hot cheetos and using the bathroom next morning.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:17 PM
I just stuck it in a glass of milk.
Now, how much will somebody give my if I drink the milk?
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 09:17 PM
Obligatory chatdong:
(10:13:28 PM) j83376: Should I stick my ????? in milk?
(10:13:39 PM) DaiTengu: probably not.
(10:13:42 PM) j83376: Why?
(10:13:54 PM) j83376: Casein defeats capsaicin
(10:13:58 PM) DaiTengu: you might get a penile infarction
(10:16:30 PM) j83376: I think it's working
(10:16:57 PM) DaiTengu: if you were 18, I'd demand pics
(10:17:11 PM) j83376: I just did it
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:18 PM
I just stuck it in a glass of milk.
Now, how much will somebody give my if I drink the milk?
Video? 10 cents. Though, if there were some added kinkiness, another 20 cents.
Anything spicy should be handled wearing a full chemical suit and goggles.
I saw a guy manning the fries at a McDonald's on my way to L.A. this spring break in a full tin jacket and face mask.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:18 PM
Video? 10 cents.
That would be illegal actually.
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:20 PM
Wow, I can not even imagine the pain you must be going through. Any burning sensation in your urethra can not be a good feeling, although I would ask David for details:shifty:.
Since you have reminded me of burning sensations, I am unfortunately recalling a similar burning feeling in my nose and eyes that I have to deal with several times a week. If anyone is familiar with KFC, they may know of 2 devious dipping sauces, Buffalo and Sweet and Spicy. While these may seem like innocent sauces with which one can enjoy boneless wings, they are in fact the cause of much of my suffering.
After KFC has closed and we are cleaning up, I frequently have to fill up huge metal containers (which have held our sauces all day) with hot water so they can be cleaned more easily in 10 or 15 minutes. This doesn't sound bad, after all it is just filling up some containers right? WRONG. As soon as the water hits the pot a burning sensation fills your nostrils and mouth and causes your eyes to tear and makes you burst into coughing convulsions. I believe it is a 5 gallon container so it takes a while to fill up, and the burning is unbearable and lasts for several minutes after. However, if we dont do that, and just toss it in the sink with the other dishes, the water in the sink is absolutely terrible within a few minutes. Until we develop a new way to clean these ???????, it seems as though we will just have to suffer.
Anyone else have to deal with burning sensations like these?
That would be illegal actually.
Since when are bets illegal?
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:20 PM
Since when are bets illegal?
j883376 < 18
That would be illegal actually.
J#'s is hairy enough to pass as 19 any day.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:21 PM
Since when are bets illegal?
Underage I assume. What a shame. Milk porn would have been a weird fetish to start up.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:22 PM
Well, I drank it. Even if nobody believes me, I did drink it.
bobross
04-24-2007, 09:23 PM
Anything spicy should be handled wearing a full chemical suit and goggles.
I see an entire new section of BDSM forming. Oh man, the possibilities. Oh man, the horror.
I just stuck it in a glass of milk.
Now, how much will somebody give my if I drink the milk?
I'd send you a dollar. Two if it's done in a sexy manner.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:23 PM
Well, I drank it. Even if nobody believes me, I did drink it.
Pictures of the empty glass would only help us believe you a tiny bit more.
j883376 < 18
Oh, I was unaware there was going to be adult content involved.
i won't tell
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:23 PM
Well, I drank it. Even if nobody believes me, I did drink it.
Sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but you might be ???.
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 09:24 PM
Underage I assume. What a shame. Milk porn would have been a weird fetish to start up.
[NSFW]http://media.putfile.com/milk-????-with-cereal[NSFW]
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:24 PM
Sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but you might be ???.
No, I'm definitely not ???. Thanks for playing though
Sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but you might be ???.
He's only ??? because half of it wasn't even milk... If you know what I mean.
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 09:25 PM
J#'s is hairy enough to pass as 19 any day.
Did you seriously get me confused with J#? because the last time I read this, "DaiTengu" was in the place of "J#'s"
[NSFW]http://media.putfile.com/milk-????-with-cereal[NSFW]
:wafaple:
That is seriously hot.
Did you seriously get me confused with J#? because the last time I read this, "DaiTengu" was in the place of "J#'s"
I multiquoted and deleted the wrong name. So kind of, yes.
Mikestarko
04-24-2007, 09:27 PM
He's only ??? because half of it wasn't even milk... If you know what I mean.
I was already feeling a bit of pain down there after reading the thread, but now I'm just sick.
[NSFW]http://media.putfile.com/milk-????-with-cereal[NSFW]
I think I'm going to go get some cereal now
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:27 PM
No, I'm definitely not ???. Thanks for playing though
Are you sure? Lets go over the facts
Fact 1: You stuck your ????? in milk leaving behind traces of ?????
Fact 2: You then proceeded to drink this milk, thereby consuming said traces.
Fact 3: A ????? was in your mouth
Teagan
04-24-2007, 09:27 PM
You could say you have a HOT sex life. :rimshot:
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 09:27 PM
You should try having a q-tip with alcohol on it stuck up your ????.
:shifty:
Mikestarko
04-24-2007, 09:28 PM
Are you sure? Lets go over the facts
Fact 1: You stuck your ????? in milk leaving behind traces of ?????
Fact 2: You then proceeded to drink this milk, thereby consuming said traces.
Fact 3: A ????? was in your mouth
So now people can be homosexual by transitive property?
Also it was his ????, not another man's.
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 09:29 PM
So now people can be homosexual by transitive property?
Also it was his ????, not another man's.
I think it would be considered an odd form of masturbation then.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:29 PM
So now people can be homosexual by transitive property?
Also it was his ????, not another man's.
Exactly. Your own ????? doesn't count as homosexual.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:30 PM
You should try having a q-tip with alcohol on it stuck up your ????.
:shifty:
Oh my, the images that just popped up into my head.
:shifty:
bobross
04-24-2007, 09:31 PM
Are you sure? Lets go over the facts
Fact 1: You stuck your ????? in milk leaving behind traces of ?????
Fact 2: You then proceeded to drink this milk, thereby consuming said traces.
Fact 3: A ????? was in your mouth
If you could survey all men anonymously, and ask them this question: "If you suck your own ????, would you?" I guarantee you that over 95% would say yes.(obligatory, the other 5% is lying) I know I would if I could.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:32 PM
If you could survey all men anonymously, and ask them this question: "If you suck your own ????, would you?" I guarantee you that over 95% would say yes.(obligatory, the other 5% is lying) I know I would if I could.
Try this way: http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 09:32 PM
If you could survey all men anonymously, and ask them this question: "If you suck your own ????, would you?" I guarantee you that over 95% would say yes.(obligatory, the other 5% is lying) I know I would if I could.
I was having this conversation the other day with my friends. I told them that i would, but i would never tell anyone, and they would do the same. but they swear that they would not.
They must be 5%ers.
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:32 PM
Exactly. Your own ????? doesn't count as homosexual.
I suppose it doesn't. During school we actually had a heated debate about whether or not auto-fellatio is considered ???. Does anyone care to throw in their opinion on the subject?
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 09:32 PM
If you could survey all men anonymously, and ask them this question: "If you suck your own ????, would you?" I guarantee you that over 95% would say yes.(obligatory, the other 5% is lying) I know I would if I could.
Autofellatio is in every man's top-10 list of things he wishes he could do. If a man says it's not, he's lying.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-24-2007, 09:34 PM
I can attest to that, if not on a regular basis, I would like to do it once just to know what my own ???? feels like in some chicks mouth.
I assume it doesn't feel like much because I'm naturally small, but hey I guess that leaves the next question open... jiz?
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 09:36 PM
I can attest to that, if not on a regular basis, I would like to do it once just to know what my own ???? feels like in some chicks mouth.
I assume it doesn't feel like much because I'm naturally small, but hey I guess that leaves the next question open... jiz?
I would NOT ???? in my own mouth..... on purpose.
You should try having a q-tip with alcohol on it stuck up your ????.
:shifty:
NSFW
http://members.cox.net/lwsstuff/IMG_3149.jpg
I'd be lying if I said I didn't take that photo. :shifty:
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:37 PM
I can attest to that, if not on a regular basis, I would like to do it once just to know what my own ???? feels like in some chicks mouth.
I assume it doesn't feel like much because I'm naturally small, but hey I guess that leaves the next question open... jiz?
I am pretty confident that if you ??? into your own mouth you are ???, like that is leaping across the homosexual line like an olympic athlete.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-24-2007, 09:37 PM
So in essence, you would pull out of your own mouth?
True enough about the homosexuality.
Dunno what I think about giving myself dome, then again, probably more than anyone else, I would know how to give it to myself well. Just like a HJ, you give yourself the best ones.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:37 PM
I can attest to that, if not on a regular basis, I would like to do it once just to know what my own ???? feels like in some chicks mouth.
I assume it doesn't feel like much because I'm naturally small, but hey I guess that leaves the next question open... jiz?
I would NOT ???? in my own mouth..... on purpose.
I would spit it out on contact, I don't want man juice in my mouth.
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 09:38 PM
So in essence, you would pull out of your own mouth?
???? no.
Thats ??????? disgusting. Only chicks can have that in their mouth.
j883376
04-24-2007, 09:38 PM
Hey guys, the pain is coming back. It went away for a while with the milk, but now it came back. :(
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:39 PM
NSFW
http://members.cox.net/lwsstuff/IMG_3149.jpg
I'd be lying if I said I didn't take that photo. :shifty:
Wow. Haven't we seen enough of your male genitalia already? BTW, high five, that was truly disgusting.
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:39 PM
So in essence, you would pull out of your own mouth?
I think you would have to, I mean you wouldn't want to risk getting pregnant right?
Hey guys, the pain is coming back. It went away for a while with the milk, but now it came back. :(
Take a shower? That usually gets the sting off of my ?????.
That or herpes cream.
bobross
04-24-2007, 09:39 PM
I suppose it doesn't. During school we actually had a heated debate about whether or not auto-fellatio is considered ???. Does anyone care to throw in their opinion on the subject?
The only time I might consider it to be ???, was if you finished in your mouth. Then again, I do that at least once, just to try it.
I was having this conversation the other day with my friends. I told them that i would, but i would never tell anyone, and they would do the same. but they swear that they would not.
They must be 5%ers.
Out of a group of ten friends, two said they wouldn't. They are obviously lying. The german exchange student said he would "bust in my mouth at least once, but most likely all the time"
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-24-2007, 09:40 PM
Bring pain elsewhere on your body.
Like run into a wall and knock yourself up. Wake up half an hour later. The pain will probably have subsided.
Ataio
04-24-2007, 09:42 PM
Somthing like this happend to me but worse.. I was just eating hot ??? pepper (I don't remember what they were) but right after I was told to wash my hands, which I did. Hours later I went to take out my contacts and had the worst burning sensation in my eyes that I have ever had. For those who wear contacts imagine dust in your eyes X50
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 09:43 PM
Somthing like this happend to me but worse.. I was just eating hot ??? pepper (I don't remember what they were) but right after I was told to wash my hands, which I did. Hours later I went to take out my contacts and had the worst burning sensation in my eyes that I have ever had. For those who wear contacts imagine dust in your eyes X50
That happened to me too. I couldn't open my eyes for half an hour.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-24-2007, 09:45 PM
Thats ??????? disgusting. Only chicks can have that in their mouth.
What if a chick made you down some of your own spunk so you knew what she had to go through, would you?
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 09:46 PM
What if a chick made you down some of your own spunk so you knew what she had to go through, would you?
Hell no. I would never want that in my mouth.
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 09:55 PM
Go masturbate with a bar of soap, you'll feel better.
Trust me. :shifty:
What if a chick made you down some of your own spunk so you knew what she had to go through, would you?
Google: Snowballing
NSFW
http://members.cox.net/lwsstuff/IMG_3149.jpg
I'd be lying if I said I didn't take that photo. :shifty:
God, why did I click on that. Why god, WHY!
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 09:59 PM
NSFW
http://members.cox.net/lwsstuff/IMG_3149.jpg
I'd be lying if I said I didn't take that photo. :shifty:
Please tell me that is not you.
Paul Kemp
04-24-2007, 10:06 PM
At least it wasn't jerking off with Icy Hot :shifty:
At least it wasn't jerking off with Icy Hot :shifty:
Would that feel good for the first 10 minutes, then hurt like hell the next?
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 10:08 PM
Would that feel good for the first 10 minutes, then hurt like hell the next?
No, it would just feel terrible the entire time.
Paul Kemp
04-24-2007, 10:10 PM
Yeah, it feels good for the first couple seconds, and then it's not a good thing, and you're not jerking off anymore pretty quick.
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 10:10 PM
No, it would just feel terrible the entire time.
How do you know?
Paul Kemp
04-24-2007, 10:10 PM
How do you know?
I know :(
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 10:11 PM
How do you know?
A few kids in my school got this kid to put Icy Hot on his balls. Lets just say it didn't end well.
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 10:14 PM
A few kids in my school got this kid to put Icy Hot on his balls. Lets just say it didn't end well.
This could be an entire new thread worth 1SP.
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 10:16 PM
This could be an entire new thread worth 1SP.
If only there were pics.....
Maybe I could convince a young and naive freshman to try it and make sure I have a camera.
and by convince I mean force
Ataio
04-24-2007, 10:18 PM
If only there were pics.....
Maybe I could convince a young and naive freshman to try it and make sure I have a camera.
and by convince I mean force
Besides the fact that we would have to see his manly goodness, That could be funny.
Anonymous D
04-24-2007, 10:18 PM
We had some Icy Hot stuff at our football locker room. It was called Atomic Balm though.
I put that ???? in so many peoples boxers. Most people would bring fresh clothes for after practice.
Killuminati
04-24-2007, 10:19 PM
Besides the fact that we would have to see his manly goodness, That could be funny.
I think that it would be possible to get most of the hilarity out of pictures of his facial expressions, and actual pictures of enflamed balls would not be necessary. Maybe a video of him shouting and jumping around.
DaiTengu
04-24-2007, 10:21 PM
Oddly enough I haven't been able to get j# to answer on AIM for the last 30 minutes.
I wonder what happened? :iiam:
Ataio
04-24-2007, 10:21 PM
I think that it would be possible to get most of the hilarity out of pictures of his facial expressions, and actual pictures of enflamed balls would not be necessary. Maybe a video of him shouting and jumping around.
But then again, It could be staged... Actually, I really don't know how bad it feels so I don't know if it's an easy thing to stage.
Lancer8XT
04-24-2007, 10:24 PM
We convinced a naiive freshman at wrestling camp to put icy hot on his balls for a 2 liter bottle of soda. He did, and ran around screaming for 15 minutes. He then proposed a full pizza in exchance for him putting icy hot on his finger and rubbing it on his ???????. Safe to say the poor kid was in the shower 5 minutes later bawling like a baby.
And we ate the poor bastards pizza while he was showering just to add insult to injury.
Oddly enough I haven't been able to get j# to answer on AIM for the last 30 minutes.
I wonder what happened? :iiam:
He died. :msolved:
That or his ????? is on fire. No man would want to be sitting on the computer while his ???? is is spewing flames.
Lancer8XT
04-24-2007, 10:31 PM
That or his ????? is on fire. No man would want to be sitting on the computer while his ???? is is spewing flames.
This gives me an idea!
1) Make Habanero chili.
2) Visit EB/FCS
3) Use said Habanero chili as lube.
4) Ejaculate fire
5) Take pictures of the 'fire throwing ????? of glory'
6) ???
7) Profit
Paul Kemp
04-24-2007, 10:31 PM
I bet you could sell a webcam feed of that...
This gives me an idea!
1) Make Habanero chili.
2) Visit EB/FCS
3) Use said Habanero chili as lube.
4) Ejaculate fire
5) Take pictures of the 'fire throwing ????? of glory'
6) ???
7) Profit
Hello #1 most viewed video on YouTube.
Zxyphyr
04-24-2007, 10:35 PM
Im sure it doesnt compare to wasabi. I would NEVER put wasabi down there, eating it is bad enough.
Im sure it doesnt compare to wasabi. I would NEVER put wasabi down there, eating it is bad enough.
How about not putting anything down there besides your hands or another women?
Paul Kemp
04-24-2007, 10:36 PM
Hmm... Horseradish is a totally different sort of burn though...
j883376
04-24-2007, 10:37 PM
So which part of the IcyHot hurts? The Icy? Or the Hot?
ozzy.
04-24-2007, 10:39 PM
This thread was ruined once I got the image of jnumbers in boxers in my head.
Paul Kemp
04-24-2007, 10:39 PM
Hmmm.. The hot I'd say.
So which part of the IcyHot hurts? The Icy? Or the Hot?
I'm imaging both.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 10:39 PM
So which part of the IcyHot hurts? The Icy? Or the Hot?
I'd assume the hot, considering that spicy hurt your ?????.
Xeroflare
04-24-2007, 10:41 PM
Man, I can't stand anything hot or mildly hot at all.
I'd assume the hot, considering that spicy hurt your ?????.
But wouldn't it feel better then having your balls frozen?
Xeroflare
04-24-2007, 10:51 PM
But wouldn't it feel better then having your balls frozen?
Yea, anything frozen hurts two times more IMO. It's like when your ears are cold; they get very sensitive.
Yea, anything frozen hurts two times more IMO. It's like when your ears are cold; they get very sensitive.
Yeah, now think of that pain on an area sensitive without being froze.
KiLLeR
04-24-2007, 10:58 PM
Well, I think we can all agree it isn't made for lubrication purposes.
LandLocker
04-24-2007, 11:10 PM
I wonder if it is possible to enjoy rubbing one out with icyhot as a helping hand.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-24-2007, 11:45 PM
DaiTengu, I am quite familiar with snowballing and its practices not that I condone them the least bit.
DaiTengu
04-25-2007, 12:05 AM
DaiTengu, I am quite familiar with snowballing and its practices not that I condone them the least bit.
You are, huh?
wanabedriver
04-25-2007, 12:06 AM
Wait, so did anyone make coffee yet?
Paul Kemp
04-25-2007, 12:06 AM
I wonder if it is possible to enjoy rubbing one out with icyhot as a helping hand.
Maybe if you like CBT...
Teagan
04-25-2007, 12:11 AM
What if a chick made you down some of your own spunk so you knew what she had to go through, would you?
I remember my first ???????. I blew into her mouth, and she sat right up and tried to kiss me. I freaked and pushed her away.
Paul Kemp
04-25-2007, 12:19 AM
It was a long road from your first ??????? to your first bukkake session, wasn't it MPR :q:
lolturnip
04-25-2007, 01:09 AM
I'm sorry to say, but if your ????? still burns, the only other solution is to cut it off.
I'll get the knife.
DaiTengu
04-25-2007, 01:22 AM
I'm sorry to say, but if your ????? still burns, the only other solution is to cut it off.
I'll get the knife.
Make sure it's dull and very rusty.
Mikestarko
04-25-2007, 01:23 AM
Make sure it's dull and very rusty.
He's better of with a spoon in that case.
lolturnip
04-25-2007, 01:26 AM
Make sure it's dull and very rusty.
I got a rusty axe. That should be the job fine :q:
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-25-2007, 01:29 AM
I remember my first ???????. I blew into her mouth, and she sat right up and tried to kiss me. I freaked and pushed her away.
If she was hot, I dunno, maybe, I might have kissed, but you know.. a closed mouth kiss.
I mean if she is dedicated enough to take the spunk right in the mouth, she can at least get a closed mouth kiss? I simply am torn.
And Dai Tengu, My past is nothing I am proud of.
Falcon0r
04-25-2007, 01:40 AM
If she was hot, I dunno, maybe, I might have kissed, but you know.. a closed mouth kiss.
I mean if she is dedicated enough to take the spunk right in the mouth, she can at least get a closed mouth kiss? I simply am torn.
And Dai Tengu, My past is nothing I am proud of.
Its not that bad, closed mouth kisses that is.
Coffeemachine
04-25-2007, 07:38 AM
That or his ????? is on fire. No man would want to be sitting on the computer while his ???? is is spewing flames.
Flamethrower ????! Jnumbers can now bring horrible terror in the world, since HE IS THE ONE WHO PISSES FIRE! (dramatical music starts here)
Flamethrower ????! Jnumbers can now bring horrible terror in the world, since HE IS THE ONE WHO PISSES FIRE! (dramatical music starts here)
That'd be one small godzilla.
Lt.Snead
04-25-2007, 08:34 AM
That'd be one small godzilla.
Its not the size of the dragon, its how you ride thy dragon.
harner
04-25-2007, 08:39 AM
(10:16:57 PM) DaiTengu: if you were 18, I'd demand pics
Huh?
The real question at hand is, how is the chili?
Johnny English
04-25-2007, 08:42 AM
Huh?
If Jnumbers was 18 DaiTengu would have demanded pics of said burning ?????.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-25-2007, 11:45 AM
Its not that bad, closed mouth kisses that is.
So, you're saying you would do it.
Lt.Snead
04-25-2007, 11:50 AM
So, you're saying you would do it.
I've done it. You're not a man untill you've blown in someones mouth then kissed them.
Back on topic: Did you finish making the chili? Did it taste good? Does your ????? still sing songs of hell and fire?
j883376
04-25-2007, 11:50 AM
I've done it. You're not a man untill you've blown in someones mouth then kissed them.
Back on topic: Did you finish making the chili? Did it taste good? Does your ????? still sing songs of hell and fire?
Huh?
The real question at hand is, how is the chili?
I don't know yet. I cook my chili for like 24 hours in a crock pot on low, so it's not quite ready yet.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-25-2007, 02:07 PM
They say food tastes better because you know of the sweat, work, and in your case, burning sensations that come along with cooking.
It will probably taste awesome.
Anonymous D
04-25-2007, 02:12 PM
I find that food I cook myself is either really good, or horrible.
When i BBQ its awesome, but stove top and oven cooking is not my thing.
Paul Kemp
04-25-2007, 02:29 PM
Hmmm.. I should rock some chili myself. It's one of those days.
Some tweaker ??????? stole my slow cooker, so that's out, but just a basic stovetop chili will do fine, I think.
Anonymous D
04-25-2007, 02:30 PM
Hmmm.. I should rock some chili myself. It's one of those days.
Some tweaker ??????? stole my slow cooker, so that's out, but just a basic stovetop chili will do fine, I think.
Hormel Turkey Chili, Fritos, and some cheese does the trick for me.
Im easy to please.
Paul Kemp
04-25-2007, 02:31 PM
Hormel Turkey Chili, Fritos, and some cheese does the trick for me.
Im easy to please.
???? that noise.
Homemade > shitty canned chili
It's gonna be some mean cuisine.
Anonymous D
04-25-2007, 02:34 PM
???? that noise.
Homemade > shitty canned chili
It's gonna be some mean cuisine.
Of course its better. But sometimes I want chili NOW. It suffices, but homemade is preferred.
And for canned chili the chunky turkey chili isnt half bad. I consider it Grade A hot dog chili.
j883376
04-25-2007, 04:38 PM
I tasted the chili. I took a small spoon and collected a chunk or two of meat and like 2 beans to get an idea of what I needed to add. After nearly 1.4 seconds, I let out a pained scream. That chili is so ??????? hot that it could kill an elephant.
SUCCESS!
Mikestarko
04-25-2007, 04:41 PM
I tasted the chili. I took a small spoon and collected a chunk or two of meat and like 2 beans to get an idea of what I needed to add. After nearly 1.4 seconds, I let out a pained scream. That chili is so ??????? hot that it could kill an elephant.
SUCCESS!
I don't understand why foods have to be that spicy. I mean what purpose does it serve? Does it make it more enjoying to some people? It certainly kills any good food for me.
DaiTengu
04-25-2007, 04:54 PM
I don't understand why foods have to be that spicy. I mean what purpose does it serve? Does it make it more enjoying to some people? It certainly kills any good food for me.
I like certain things very spicy, it enhances the flavor of some of the other ingredients.
Paul Kemp
04-25-2007, 05:02 PM
I don't understand why foods have to be that spicy. I mean what purpose does it serve? Does it make it more enjoying to some people? It certainly kills any good food for me.
They don't have to be. They just should be.
TheOriginalGrumpySpy
04-25-2007, 05:16 PM
I like spicy food but not at the expense of taste.. which I don't understand.
Some people just have a tongue for Spicy foods.
Or in other people's cases, a ?????.
Paul Kemp
04-25-2007, 08:12 PM
Just ate a bowl of the chili I made. Not bad for a 3 hour chili, but it shoulda cooked for another hour at least...
j883376
04-25-2007, 09:42 PM
Just ate a bowl of the chili I made. Not bad for a 3 hour chili, but it shoulda cooked for another hour at least...
20 hour chili is where it's at! At about 15 hours, the meat completely absorbs the color of the chili powder and other spices and is infused with flavor.
Anonymous D
04-25-2007, 09:43 PM
35 hour chili is where its at.
Only had it once. Maybe thats a goo thing though. Any more and my head may have exploded.
wanabedriver
04-26-2007, 12:24 AM
Wait wait wait, so how's the coffee?
DaiTengu
04-28-2007, 05:38 PM
Bumping this thread to add this gem:
(6:36:59 PM) j83376: So that chili
(6:37:17 PM) j83376: I forgot that it's very spicy on the way in AND the way out